Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010

Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

nacho nucleus

A nacho chip that holds the whole plate of chips together by interconnecting melted cheese... The nacho neclues is often found in the middle of the plate and when removed lifts every other chip up with it...

Mate.... I can't belive you just tried to pick up the nacho nucleus!

by Millwall George February 29, 2008

Oakland Nachos

A snack food consisting of Doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup.

I made Oakland nachos to eat while watching the Raiders game.

by Zayday December 12, 2015

Nacho Rule

the Nacho Rule is applied when 2 or more chips are stuck together... it is counted as one chip/nacho.

"those 2 chips are stuck together!!"
"yes, but the Nacho Rule states that it's only one nacho."

by madam-awesomeness January 2, 2012

Alabama nachos

When you shit and cum on your sister's or brother's stomach and use it as bean dip during sex

No thanks I'm not hungry I had some Alabama nachos with Becky

by Big dick bitch March 15, 2019

Nacho Drag

Made popular by the Taco Bell Commercial. Nacho Drag is best defined as a man who dresses up like a woman to smuggle delicious 7 layer contraband into a sports event.

Guy-"We can buy Nachos at the game for $10

Guy in drag- " Its all cool, I got 3 layer, 5 layer and 7 layers right here, in my Nacho drag."

by Good2Go April 9, 2009