National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
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oh my days

a word created by jeevan
oh my days.. i lost my homework
by yourmotheelolllll March 10, 2023
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Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are awesome and full of energy!!
“Oh my days, that’s amazing news!”
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Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are always full of energy and awesome.
“Oh my days that’s so awesome!!”
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
by Jsbjsk October 05, 2021
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 02, 2022
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