my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 12, 2024

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 07, 2017

Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 February 20, 2018

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 04, 2021

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 26, 2017