mermicorn

a unicorn that has a mermaid tail and gills so that it can live underwater.

"girl! check dat mermicorn in da wata!"

by Ruth Pennedso November 11, 2008

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

mermaid hair

Hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that makes the person look like a mermaid, hence the name.

Wow, you have such beautiful mermaid hair. It makes you look glorious and fierce.

by melinda jeanene May 4, 2008

memom

An old grandma who worries a lot and is stuck in her ways. She is very caring and giving and lovable, but she is very overprotective and has a short temper. She is a bit crazy sometimes, but she is a great woman.

Your grandma is such a memom!

by bpbpbpbpppppphi0gsdlgk;jdf December 3, 2013

menomena

1. the sound a muppet makes
2. good band

"menomena"
-"doo doooo doo-doo-doo"
"menomena"
-"doo do do-do"
"menomena"
-"doo doooo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo do do-do do"

or

menomena rocks the figurative house

by Ri-Mac July 28, 2005

Medomak Valley

Kinda like what the other guy said. A sinking school filled with rednecks who love to leave doughnuts on the lawn and carve "things" all over the desks and walls. But, home to some of the greatest sports teams and drama productions in Mid-Coast Maine. While some people may be ugly, there are others...

Well, you'd have to be at Medomak Valley to believe me.

by Another observer April 27, 2006

mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.

Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003