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Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
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Merlin

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*
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Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly
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Merlin

He's the greatest wizard of all time. He is also known as Emrys. Everybody just loves him as he's the sweetest, funniest and cutest person to ever roam the Earth. You would have to be an idiot to let him go.

If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.

He's also a savage dragonlord.
Arthur- You're a brave man Merlin, between battles.

OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
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Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.
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Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters
Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.
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Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.
by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019
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