1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013
Get the Merlins Beardmug. by anonymous October 5, 2020
Get the Merlinmug. A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020
Get the Merlinmug. He's the greatest wizard of all time. He is also known as Emrys. Everybody just loves him as he's the sweetest, funniest and cutest person to ever roam the Earth. You would have to be an idiot to let him go.
If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.
He's also a savage dragonlord.
If he is your friend, he will never leave your side, even in your darkest moments.
He's also a savage dragonlord.
Arthur- You're a brave man Merlin, between battles.
OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
OR
Arthur- Merlin, I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
by psychogirl123 November 24, 2021
Get the Merlinmug. When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.
by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018
Get the Merlin's Mistmug. Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters
by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022
Get the Merlin's Privilegemug. Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019
Get the Merlinmug.