brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.

Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."

by Dr. JJL July 7, 2011

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Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009

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Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

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blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

by the wet randall September 8, 2009

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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014

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