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maxen

Some strange kid you would find on the streets of vagas that you probably want to know.
"Wow look is that Maxen"
by Milton December 19, 2015
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Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
by Chimonya October 26, 2011
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maxence

Lovely communist-queer-genderfuck unicorn who stab "Distress" guys with its hot juicy horn.
That man is a real Maxence ! So hot.
by Pik-sel June 11, 2017
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Maxence

Maxence is the most beautiful and precious soul on the planet. An angel in disguise.

The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.

Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.

She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.

But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.
Josh: Look at my girl Lauren isn’t she hot and fiiiiiiiine as hell?!
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.
by Lil Wizzy July 7, 2018
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MAXED THE FUCK OUT

Hardcore, balls out, pissing your pants Billy Madison style partying.

A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.

Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.

Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!

Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.

Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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Maxell

A prick/bitch, he talks shit, says he is white and is a pussy. has the most punchable face.
yo, look at that Maxwell, don't you just want to slap that face. He's a bitch
Maxell: a bit
by Himatbye January 9, 2019
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Maxed out

The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.
*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*

"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"

*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008
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