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Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.
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Materialscientist

Yet another insane wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all and whitewash themself as white knight.
I know Materialscientist - said no one.
I trust Materialscientist - said no one
Materialscientist is a cool guy - said no one.
by Barkingdog January 25, 2024
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Materials Synthesis Plants

The final, finished-goods stage of post-scarcity manufacturing. These plants don't just produce raw resources or elements; they engineer and assemble those raw materials into perfected final products with atomic precision. Using directed molecular assembly, programmable matter, and atomic layer deposition, they craft materials with designed properties: hyper-alloys for engines, optically perfect crystals for lenses, or smart meta-materials that change function on command. The input is a generic slurry of atoms; the output is a perfect, bespoke material, grown rather than machined.
Example: "Need a hull plate that's transparent to radio waves but reflects lasers, self-heals, and weights less than foam? Send the specs to the materials synthesis plant. It'll grow it for you in a vat of programmable nanites, layer by perfect atomic layer." Materials Synthesis Plants
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Materials Synthesis

The broad field of creating new materials—or old materials more efficiently—from basic building blocks. Materials synthesis encompasses everything from making better steel to growing diamonds in labs to designing metamaterials with properties not found in nature. It's the science of turning elements into things, of transforming the periodic table into the objects of daily life. Every plastic, every alloy, every semiconductor, every advanced composite is a product of materials synthesis. The field is driven by the endless human desire for materials that are stronger, lighter, cheaper, more conductive, more transparent, more everything. Materials synthesis is how we build civilization, one new substance at a time.
Example: "He worked in materials synthesis, developing a new composite that was stronger than steel and lighter than aluminum. It took ten years, cost millions, and produced a material that was too expensive for any practical application. But it existed—a new substance that had never been made before. Somewhere, an engineer was figuring out how to make it cheaper. That's how progress works."
by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026
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exotic materials

In ufology, a term for any "other-worldly" metals, alloys, substances, and artifacts allegedly retrieved by military and intelligence agencies from crashed UFOs. Once retrieved, the materials get stored in undisclosed warehouses and held for top secret scientific study. The efforts to covertly gather, store, and study such materials is believed to have been going on since the 1947 Roswell Incident. It is further alleged that various civilian-run contractors have been routinely executing "crash retrievals" upon the wreckages of downed UFOs for decades now, and have amassed multiple warehouses of these materials. The term "crash retrieval" will typically be used in the same conversation as the term "exotic materials."

The most famous example of an alleged exotic material in UFO lore is probably the "memory metal" which witnesses at Roswell claim littered the debris field of the 1947 crash.

The most important allegation about exotic materials is that supposedly most post-WWII technological breakthroughs --including transistors, semiconductors, microchips, motherboards, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-tech, and the whole US space program-- would not have been possible without decades of access by secrecy-bound research scientists to these untold hauls of crash-retrieved items. The issuing of secret patents early on in the research process of these materials is the true incentive for military contractors to engage in the research.
Government scientists are secretly studying a vast collection of exotic materials that have been retrieved from crashed UFOs over the past 80 years. With each new exotic material they find, these researchers hope to unlock the hidden properties of these items, and derive practical applications (both military and commercial) from their findings.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
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Singularity Materials

What you get when a post-Singularity superintelligence gets bored and starts playing with the fundamental building blocks of reality like Legos. These aren't just stronger or lighter; they have physics-breaking properties programmed at the atomic level. Think: programmable matter that shifts shape on command, hyper-dense "neutronium-lite" for hulls, materials with negative refractive index for perfect cloaking, or self-replicating nano-phased alloys that heal fractures by thinking about it. They don't exist in nature because nature wasn't smart enough to invent them.
Example: "The alien probe wasn't made of metal or ceramic; it was built from singularity materials. It flowed like liquid to absorb impacts, turned perfectly transparent when studied, and deflected our lasers by locally increasing the speed of light around its surface." Singularity Materials
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Future Materials

The next-gen stuff that materials scientists are actually dreaming about in labs today—the stepping stones before the full-on singularity weirdness. This includes room-temperature superconductors that revolutionize power grids, graphene and carbon nanotubes enabling space elevators, aerogels with insane strength-to-weight ratios, meta-materials that bend sound or light in impossible ways, and smart alloys with memory shapes. They push the boundaries of known physics but still operate within the rulebook, offering tangible, world-changing applications within a conceivable future.
Example: "The new bike isn't carbon fiber; it's woven from future materials—a boron nitride nanotube composite that's lighter than air but stiffer than diamond, with piezoelectric threads in the frame that convert vibration into power for the embedded lights."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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