by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012
Get the dirty mark sanchez mug.An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...
Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"
Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."
Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."
by urmomandme@69 February 18, 2011
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Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.
Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.
Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.
If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.
Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.
Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.
If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.
Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"
"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"
Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)
"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"
Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)
by Never_again23Ugoing2learn April 26, 2022
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Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.
Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.
The Vancouver Canucks just beat Chicago and are onto round 2 to face Nashville. James is going to be pretty upset, I wonder if he'll be Pulling a Mark Smith and cheer for the Predators now?
by Eberle May 18, 2011
Get the Pulling a Mark Smith mug.Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.
Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
by AngryNick May 8, 2013
Get the Mark Sanford mug.Mark Sanchez is the quarterback for the New York Jets. He was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the Jets roster in franchise history. He is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the AFC championship, where his team was defeated by the Indianapolis Colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by Peyton Manning. He is 1/4 Mexican. He is NOT Jewish.
The New York Jets gave the Chargers a "Dirty Sanchez" (Mark Sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.
by BennyG93 January 27, 2010
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I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
by Bethany August 31, 2006
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