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Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022
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Marisa Kirisame

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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dirty marisa

A dirty marisa is someone who has a heavy sexual disire for lord shrek
person 1: im soo in love with shrek

person 2: dosnt that make you a dirty marisa
by Big_Fat_Juicy_Puss April 22, 2020
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Marisa-Tomeizing

1.) Anything as amazing as the fabulously gorgeous and talented actress Marisa Tomei

2.) A word used to describe any movie Marisa Tomei appears in
"My Cousin Vinny" is Marisa-Tomeizing!
by Bianca & Julianna December 9, 2008
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Marisa Thaw

An ultra boss who dyes her hair all the time and hates bluetooths and likes to beat peoples asses in dresses and heels.
Did you see the chick with the multicolored hair over there? She looks like such a Marisa Thaw.
by bossman.777888 May 21, 2011
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Marisa Orlando

by Fcalaxn24 February 16, 2010
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Banshee Marisa

A savage girl with a low tolerance for BS and an aptitude to dish out mean comments.
Man, she's acting like such a Banshee Marisa right now
by Pillow dude June 15, 2017
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