crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other

“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”

by Flame crotch September 30, 2021

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm

Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question

by doofer368 September 26, 2022

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 3, 2017