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Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
by Nyknup September 17, 2025
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Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
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Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt
Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker
by Steak and cake February 14, 2023
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