National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
by Jsbjsk October 05, 2021
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my days

person1 oh my days what happen to your face
person 2 slamed it
by lemilk james March 12, 2022
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national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.
by BIGPAPI167 June 28, 2023
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
by yobitchhhass August 02, 2022
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suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
by for the boys xx August 02, 2021
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