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Moas

Mother of all Shorts

The term "Moas" was first heard on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like minded ethnically Asian virgins that trade cryptographic coins, on Nov 2024. The term came to the creator in a vision, which he said will create a "minsky-like moment type shit" .

It started gaining popularity the coming months as the price of cryptocurrency plummeted , and the cries of the masses could be heard screaming out, "it's not over until ETH reaches ATH". Moas is a mindset that only the enlightened can achieve.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin"

"Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS "

"Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale"

"MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
by tuuka January 13, 2025
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Moas

Mother of all Shorts

A term first heard on Nov 2024 on the Grand Exchange, a forum of like-minded ethnically Asian virgins who share a common interest of trading worthless cryptographic assets. The term came to the creator in a dream, and is supposed to indicate a "minsky-like moment type shit".

Not only is the Moas a call to arms to sell all assets, but it is more importantly a mindset. Only the enlightened can achieve the moas. After accepting into the moas into your life, nothing will matter but the moas. Life is beautiful after.

The moas gained popularity in the coming months as cryptographic assets plummeted to levels not seen since the great bear market of 2022.

Dec 2024 to Jan 2025 is known as the Greater MOAS period.
"Tuuka you need to adopt the moas and stop holding onto fartcoin"

"Jaydog was a worthy adversary but even he fell victim to the MOAS "

"Comment your wallet address here for your allocation to the $MOAS presale"

"MOAS is sweet in the beginning, and sweet in the end"
by tuuka January 13, 2025
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MOAS

Noun- stands for “mother of all shorts”. It is used by traders primarily in the crypto space to refer to a grand short trade where the overall bullish trend ends and reverses. The moas is a legend to some and a philosophy to live by to others. The term was first used and popularized by a trader on twitter who goes by the handle @thiccyth0t
Everyday I wake up in pursuit of the MOAS.

This bitcoin short is the MOAS.

I top ticked the MOAS
by 0xDew_ February 28, 2025
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kukai moa

1. The Hawaiian phrase meaning “chicken droppings.”

2. A phrase repurposed by famous science fiction author Robert Heinlein in his novel called “The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress,” so that apparently it has the new meaning of “good-for-nothing bureaucratic nonsense” -- especially as typical of functionaries from Earth. The novel explores numerous concepts of "rational anarchism," which might be referred to as minarchism in today's terminology.
Stop this kukai moa!

That minister is giving me loads of kukai moa all the time.
by _/ June 5, 2023
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Moa

Nz slang for flightless bird hunted to extinction by nz maori, so called protectors of nz.

No to be confused with Paula which is near extinction by greedy nz natives as they covet them undersize (pedo) by the suitcase.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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