Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

Marlone

Tru bad ass, top dog, real estate mogul, BSD, Mosephus killing playa who is taking over the world.

Have you seen what Marlone is up to lately? He is lit and can’t be stopped....

by Bofma January 5, 2018

Marlon

Marlon is unconventional and does his own thing, he is always looking to improve himself and others around him. Every relationship is important to him and he isn't afraid to show his vulnerable side to you but will expect the same in return. If you question this mans loyalty and trust you could lose him. Only good vibes for this guy!!! He loves nothing more than to moss and be with his own thoughts. While he can be energetic and enjoys the company of others he needs his alone time to recharge. This guy is funny and makes you feel good when you are in his presence. Count yourself lucky if you have a friend named Marlon and especially if you have one that loves you back! He will love you passionately and loyally. Cherish him with cuddles and lots of kisses. 💋

Marlon, my Tarzan-like man!!!

by Badmama! September 26, 2024

Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

marlon

a big black negro who always slays with his dick whenever hes in bed

'uhhh i can tell youre a marlon, harder, harder!!'

by marli085 November 22, 2021

marlon

Marlon is One of the funniest guys you will ever meet, he is full of creativity. Marlon is an athlete, He will become famous by being himself and make a lot of money

Ex teachers: There's now way that's marlon how is he making more money than me!!

by Emily.p October 23, 2017

Marlon

Hes a piece of shit hobbit and hes the reason of world hunger.

ooooo shit a marlon

by Dyre September 16, 2020