Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is our cancer friend Sanni who cut her hair short

''Sanni you are such a ling ling'' ''How are you ling ling''

by steppasinpartyy69420 March 26, 2021

Ling Ling

(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.

"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."

by feralsheila November 6, 2018

Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.

Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.

by Stacks_one August 9, 2024

Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.

Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!

by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.

"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.

by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!

by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019