Ling Ling

(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.

"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."

by feralsheila November 6, 2018

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is our cancer friend Sanni who cut her hair short

''Sanni you are such a ling ling'' ''How are you ling ling''

by steppasinpartyy69420 March 26, 2021

Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.

Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.

by Stacks_one August 9, 2024

Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.

Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!

by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017

Ling ling

Ling ling means panda pussy .

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy

by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024

Ling Ling

Asian Pussy

Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that

by Not a Lavoris November 21, 2024

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023