Lefty

The art of Leftying. When one male friend touches another male friend's genitalia in a pleasuring manner....with his left hand. Hence, "Lefty".

Dude, how are you doing that?

Oh, it's no biggie. I Lefty myself at home all the time.

Dude, teach me.

by Dan Nobile March 7, 2009

Lefty

Usually spread across social media and typically used as a insult to anyone who may be perceived as holding left-wing views. If the use of the term 'lefty' isn't backed up with any justification in an argument, it's a good indication they cannot form a rebuttal and only want to cease the argument. Further prodding after being called a 'lefty' usually results in being compared to a child, snowflake, stupid, degenerate, or anything which the initial user of the word 'lefty' isn't already.

'There is not yet an iota of proof that Halal funds terrorism.'

'It's that kind of lefty crap that kept ISIS going for so long.'

by Leftist degenerate August 17, 2018

LEFTY

1. a right handed male who masturbates predominately with his left hand. serves as an annoying to him and funny to everyone else nickname that may earn you slaps on the face if said too often.

2. a character in the book Youth in Revolt, so called because of the above

Taylor: "hey LEFTY"

Ivan: "Damn it, don't call me that! my name is Ivan! *slaps Taylor*"

by does this make you angry? July 18, 2009

Sir Lefty

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

by Richard Nixon April 24, 2003

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

lefty

An unattractive person, called a "lefty" because you swipe left on Tinder.

"IDK man, she's not curvy, she's like, fat as hell. She's lefty status, and her friends are lefties too.

by LifeSavr January 10, 2017

lefty

A generally lower class person living in the right handed world. Characteristics include: general goofiness, outlandish in their actions, their penis hangs to the opposite side (I'm serious ask a lefty), and they have sex differently.

Why is that guy over there drooling and speaking incoherently?

I dunno bro, I think he is a lefty.

by MikeDrewJordan December 17, 2008