Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.

Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?

by Danack July 19, 2025

Lanyan

People who love, adore, and cherish Lanyan. A character from the hit game Genshin impact

"Lanyan is so cute!!"

"Lanyan is the best character ever!"

"Lanyan is better than Scaramouche!"

"She's the best Anemo catalyst."

by Ilovelanyanmorethanmyself October 27, 2025

black lanyard

a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money

did you hear saharahs got a new job?

yeah I heard it’s smth to do with a “black lanyard”

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Harry's Lanyard

A way to describe something that keeps getting stolen.
"Harry's Lanyard" has become a meme.

"Harry isn't getting his Lanyard back"
"Harry's Lanyard is on the roof and he ain't getting it back lol"

by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019