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You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
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Knews

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.
And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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They knew

Hym "THEY KNEW! They knew Hamas was planning and attack on 0ct 7th and did nothing to stop OR outright ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN! I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING! Can YOU!? Who could imagine such a thing!? Allowing an attack so you can justify doing whatever you want!? Who would even DO such a thing!? Knowing about an impending attack... Doing nothing... Or even THE OPPOSITE of what you have to... And then using the attack as post-hoc justification for the thing you were ALREADY DOING!? Why would anyone do THAT!? I've never even HEARD of such a thing occuring! Crazy! CRAAAAZY! What a crazy thing for them to do! Wow! Geez, I see no parallels between THAT and anything that has ever happened... Yep... A totally and completely unique occurrence and is in no way perfectly analogous to anything I've seen before... Wow! You know what that means right? For THAT to happen? There had to be a ton of stupid... Crazy... Morally repugnant people doing THE WRONG THING... DELIBERATELY... For that to happen... That what it would take. Hopefully they're all held accountable and their lives are destroyed. That's all I can hope for, RIGHT GUYS?"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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.9.Ima Drift Around Her Curves Then See Her Soon, She Wants To Know My Name, Thought She Knew The Truth, Eating Sunflower Seeds, That Is New York In June, Pierced White Gold Attachments For Leisure Based Tombs.9.
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