kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner resulting from the recipient's complete lack of decorum

Presenter: And the pussy is entered by the cock and balls
Guy 1: What is this guy thinking?
Guy 2: I don't know but this guys grade is going to get Kentucky Fucked by the professor

by PsionicDucks April 18, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position that is used by finger blasting your partner with your abnormally large thumb

Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb

Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50

by Gobagoose May 20, 2021

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

Kentucky Plug

A sex position where during period sex, if the girl starts to leak blood, you stick your thumb in it.

Bf: “Omg babe are you on your period?!”
Gf: “Do the Kentucky Plug.”

Bf: “What the hell is that?”
Gf: “Just stick a thumb in it.”

by Escky May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

The act of deep throating a 50cal with your partners thumb up your ass

Kentucky ballistic and his camera man accidentally performed the Kentucky Plug and then uploaded it YouTube anyway.

by Demolition Ranch May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

A total badass maneuver that entails a thumb and any hole that needs to be filled

I gonna give that girl the Kentucky Plug

by Joker Dude May 20, 2021

Kentucky Slap

A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.

I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015