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Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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Kempe

Your a Kempe
by Kempehater69 November 24, 2021
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Leon Kempe

Smartest guy alive (and dead)
Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead
by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023
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kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.
Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!
by ItzKe$ha August 1, 2016
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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jed kemp

The new kid who literally no one likes.
Mate 1: "Have u heard of the new kid, jed kemp"
Mate 2: "Yep, no one likes him"
by Will Favis October 1, 2019
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