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Leon Kempe is the smartest guy alive/dead
by Rudi4586 February 7, 2023
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travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night
I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.
by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010
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When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.
by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022
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1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
by jpperera October 5, 2009
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Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.
I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad
by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
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