karate schnitzel

1. Tenacious D song
2. (Kyle Gass ate it)

KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!

karate schnitzel by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006

Karate chop

A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."

Karate chop by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010

karate balitzo

The act of going off on someone for misbehavior, misdeed or offense. Used often to express frustration at an individual deserving a serious reprimand.

I am going to go karate balitzo on you if you do not straighten up...

karate balitzo by Lee Hill July 30, 2005

karate champ

The first of many karate fighters and what some say to be the first real one on one fighting game ever. A single player competes against a computer opponent using two joysticks to perform a variety of moves. The best two matches, out of three, wins. Karate Champ was made by Nihon Bussan/AV Japan and released in 1984.

Damn son, I just played that Karate Champ and lunge punched me an oxen in the face!

karate champ by Lumivel May 23, 2005

karate Kid 4 

A new underground art house film, about a Karate Instructor who teaches a disable boy to defend himself against the local bullies. Starring guy shelton as the disabled boy and Ralph Macchio as the Instructor. Critics call it “The feel good movie of the year!” Karate Kid 4 means
someone or some thing is disabled.

That guy is karate kid 4.
My car won't start it is karate kid 4.

karate Kid 4 by Invincible Tiger November 29, 2004

Karate Carving 

When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.

Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!

Karate Carving by MTJMZ December 17, 2009

Karate jump 

A move used in the process of "pulling a jacob"

My friend just tried to Karate jump.

Karate jump by What do u care July 25, 2012