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Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.
Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.
by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010
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Release The Kraken

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"
by cmjvikes April 9, 2010
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ass kraken

1. The opposite of a Kraken.

2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.

3. Faisal.
Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."

Faisal: "Good Game."

Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."

Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)
by FragOnaRag June 5, 2003
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Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.
Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"
by gooderlooking April 15, 2010
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Release the Kraken

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.
"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)
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Unleash the Kraken

A term used when Brian Brushwood unleashed Bad Romance 1.mov to the world.
by vahnx June 11, 2010
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Release the Kraken

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.
"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"
by keithandisaball November 12, 2010
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