Jesanism

Christianity for retards

What if we meet them and they make us convert to Jesanism?

by Lisa Jonas October 4, 2008

jesona

The best girl in all of the universe. She is the nicest girl ever.

I want to know a jesona

by JJest123 May 14, 2015

jesnia

A person who strongly believes in Mr. Faizu, the fashion influencer.
Is popularly known for her onion garlic paste kulcha recipe.
You'll find her tagged in every tiktok post.
Aka: jesu baby

Jesnia: Jeffree Starr is my total inspiration

Somya: what about me baby ?

by Harrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 12, 2020

Jesy Nelson

Jesy is a part of the best girl group in the world Little Mix

She is the mother of three children

Perrie:the youngest and the trouble maker
Jade:the middle plays around with the youngest
Leigh-anne:The oldest who understands why the mom is annoyed but likes to have fun with her siblings

Then there are the fun times when Jesy gets really drunk and the kids have to be the parents

Jesy is a beautiful women with a beautiful voice

Dumbass:who sung the song "Black magic"?

Mixer:You are a fucking idiot

Dumbass:what do you mean?

Mixer:LITTLE MIX SUNG IT!

Dumbass:who?

Mixer:Perrie Edwards,Jesy Nelson,Jade Thirlwall,and Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Dumbass:are they like big celebrities?

Mixer:you need help

by SassyMixer September 4, 2019

Jesin

A confused male who struggles to identify and handle his emotions. Often struggles to communicate, but is SUPER SEXY in every way and attracts the females like moths to a flame.

Usually known to be a heavy drinker.

" wow, that guy over there is such a Jesin! "

" He drinks like a jesin.."

by paniic February 3, 2010

Jesylyn

A girl who only wants to be herself, and gets put down because of it. One who's not afraid to speak her mind, and often gets scolded for it. She'll never say what her heart tells her to, and often gets confused with the word "beauty", which she owns, thinking she has to look a certain way to be beautiful. She likes magic and romance and falls a bit too hard for someone who seems perfect, when in reality, he'll never realize what a beautiful girl she is until it's too late. She always puts her friends needs before hers, even if it means she'll be in big trouble. She does well in school, loves to sing, and is the funniest girl in town, and if you become friends with her, you'll feel amazing inside. Her name can also be confused or abbreviated to Jessie, Jess, or Jessica, Jessica being the name she hates being called the most.

Student 1: That girl over there is weird... Why is she singing out loud?
Student 2: Oh, that's Jesylyn. She's just being herself. Isn't her voice amazing?

Friend 1: Jess, I love you so much, you make my day better!
Friend 2: Yeah, and you're so pretty and funny, I'm glad we're friends!
Jesylyn: Awww, thanks guys.

Jesylyn: Hey, wanna hear a dirty joke? Okay, so there were these too priests in a convent....

by stargazer44 November 30, 2011

Jesyka

Beautiful, to smart for her own good, stuborn to the core, has a cute laugh and loves her family! with blue eyes and blond hair how could you not love this angel?

goodlaughloveJesyka

by kdbug November 30, 2011