Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022

Dirty Jerfy

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)

Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?

by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky falls in the dirt.

Skal was so excited to finally enjoy his beef jerky, when it fell in the dirt. He did not want to eat his dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 21, 2025

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky gets dirty.

It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 23, 2025