Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Heloy

Fuck you and Hello

Teacher:Do ur work

Kid: Heloy

by Mrgeico1234 May 25, 2009

Ka Lei I Na Hoaloha

Tri-Hi-Y Social and Service club from the YMCA; the cutest, nicest sisterhood ever :)

Ka Lei I Na Hoaloha has the cutest members and is amazingggg! :)

by i love ka lei :) November 26, 2010

helo

the misspelling of hello dumbass

hello:
John: hello bob!!

bob: helo John!!

John: your a dumbass for spelling hello wrong bob!!
bob: I know!!

by little boi coochie man October 23, 2020

Hoedown Throwdown

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

by Aspintacular April 10, 2009

heelo

A word that has been passed down by msn for a year or so. Alternative greeting for Hello. Originates in Shamey Land where most words live
also see Feelo.

Heelo Feelo hows urself

by Fee/Fluff man August 31, 2004

helotize

Verb (from ancient Spartan social terrminology): To reduce a population of formerly free peoples to serfdom, usually by means of military force, invasion, occupation, or annexation under political duress.

"Although not overtly stated in public, from the beginning the Nazi policy for the Eastern Occupied Territories was to helotize all Slavic peoples who were not immediately selected for extermination."

by Speedog December 28, 2009