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Heaven Stairway Incident

On May 27th, 2021 in New York City, we will experience the Heaven Stairway Incident, a horrifying incident in which our Creator will lift us into the skies and we will become one with the holy spirit.
Random Citizen: Holy shit, what's happening?! Is this the Heaven Stairway Incident?!?

YouTube Creator Jschlatt: What the fuck are you talking about? I swear to God, all I see is a goddamn Happy Meal in the backseat of a car! Are you okay, dude? I can seriously take you to the hospital if you want.
by HappyMeal777 December 6, 2020
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Stairway to Heaven

The greatest song ever written by anybody ever. It has the greatest guitar solo ever (especially the live version on "The Song Remains the Same"). That solo is so good that Jimmy Page will make you weep.
- Led Zeppelin sucks
- they wrote Stairway to Heaven, dipshit
- oh yea, i'm gonna go fuck myself now because i have no musical taste
by Augie June 14, 2005
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Heisenbug

A term in software programming used to describe a coding problem (or "bug") that seems to defy testing by presenting itself exclusively in published, released or demonstrated code, but not at any point during debugging. It disappears or alters its characteristics when an attempt is made to study it.

The bug both exists and doesn't exist and simultaneous points in time -- the reference is to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (or to be direct, the quantum cat in the Heisenberg scenario).
Ben: Hey! After three weeks, I finally finished that interface you asked for. Here, try it out.

Mike: Great! I'll just click on the "Save" button... Hey, the browser crashed!

Ben: What? Let me look at it... All my debug information looks fine... I'm not getting any errors at all!

Mike: It's all fucked up! Look! It doesn't even work! What are you trying to do to me?

Ben: B..but I just ran it on my own server and it works fine! Look, I'm not even getting any errors from your Save! It can't be a bug!

Mike: IT'S FUCKING BROKEN! You've disappointed me for the last time! YOU'RE FIRED!

Ben: CURSE YOU, HEISENBUG!!!
by saurin37 April 16, 2009
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Heaven Lisette

Is a beautiful brown-eyed girl who's lovable, very creative and smart, she loves attention! She never gives up on what she loves doing. She's quiet at first but when you get to know her she doesn't shut up, she's an amazing girl (:
Did you see Heaven Lisette? She looked beautiful today.
by Isabella-Marie November 30, 2013
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Heisendumped

Closely related to the word Heisendate.

The effect created between two people who were dating when one issues the terms of "needing some space" or "being on a break" or "needing time to sort things out".


The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word dumped.
Well, I might be single. I had a boyfriend but the other night he Heisendumped me.
by Kitten March 17, 2005
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heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls
Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!
by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011
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Heaveness

When happiness has reached a level that you are content beyond all other definitions.
Being with you brings me heaveness.
by Americanese September 8, 2015
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