Hawaiian Twist

Verb The art of giving a blow job while using your hand in a twisting motion at the same time.
Orgin- Eastern Hawaii

Becky gives the best Hawaiian Twist, once she starts there's no stopping.

by Big Mike and Q EAZY May 2, 2014

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hawaii

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather

Go to Hawaii if you wanna be in heaven

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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009

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Sarah hawkins

Transsexual. Mrs Cigo with big black penis. Holden poon. Embodiement of a serious computer fetish

Hard drive- Sarah hawkins
'Look its Sarah hawkins' josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. His girlfriend trails behind him quiet. Josh then turns on the computer . The skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours pass and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. The first date is over. And josh looks at the blank screen, the manga porn comes on.....Saturday night success.
Velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon porn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety.....

#velma 2014

by DJ rawfilthMcNuggetSUpernOOdle February 6, 2014

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