One of the largest middle eastern last name in all of Dearborn, MI. The population of Hammouds comes close with Beydouns, Abdallahs, and Bazzis. Hammouds are related to almost every other Arab last name, including all of the major ones. Hammouds can spot other Hammouds, even if they've never met. You can tell if someone is a Hammoud if they wear a necklace, have a turkey chin, or if they have spiked/ long hair. Hammouds also say "bro" and "wallah" a lot, but don't usually say "cuz."
Mohamad Hammoud: Hey, you look familiar, are you a Hammoud?
Hussein Hammoud: Yeah, we're related.
Mohamad Hammoud: How?
Hussein Hammoud: My aunt's husband's cousin's neice's mom's......(goes on)
Hussein Hammoud: Yeah, we're related.
Mohamad Hammoud: How?
Hussein Hammoud: My aunt's husband's cousin's neice's mom's......(goes on)
by Broooooo March 2, 2009
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Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!
Person B: You're shitting me.
Person B: You're shitting me.
by anhportlocal September 21, 2011
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A man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Keeps to himself for the most part but don't let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a New York second. Brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. Blessed with a golden penis and godly stroke that'll make a Nun want some.
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by 3pacshakur March 27, 2017
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Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!
Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
Thomas: You have a better one!
Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
by Lubison710 October 11, 2011
Get the Hammonism mug.A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.
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