half full or half empty

It will always be more than the other.

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?

by Creepox May 20, 2019

half and half pass

two handed handie

a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away

by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.

Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.

by LiveXP April 22, 2024

Half half gay

A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.

Bruh joey almost bagged that girl over there. Sadly, he's half half gay.

by TheKoolAidManHasHIV March 21, 2022

alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 05, 2017

A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy

A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!

Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU

by corey<333 May 13, 2022