halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.

A Halal Bilal stfup!

by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018

Not Halal

Not good or dumb

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."

by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020

Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe

Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged

by Yousoofe December 13, 2023

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

So halal mode

When something is so halal mode duh

Someone: *says something so halal mode*
Me: “so halal mode”

by anonymous July 18, 2024

Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.

Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”

by The halal guy June 12, 2025

halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22

the food Is halal

by danidude May 9, 2022