halal person

very halal person + no haram sins

iShowSpeed is a very halal person.

by Meheraan October 12, 2022

halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.

A Halal Bilal stfup!

by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018

Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.

Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT

by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast

Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.

by cafcon December 11, 2023

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022