Hal

The best boyfriend someone could EVER ask for, he’s tall, weird, hot, nerdy, and the sweetest person ever.

Wow, he is so gorgeous! I bet his name is Hal and he has a girlfriend so we shouldn’t talk to him

by Inlovewithbbg February 17, 2025

Hal

Most gullible cunt out there

Ethan: "hal you gotta join the call that doesn't exist"
Hal: "but where is it tho, I cant find it"

by GERALDOFFTHEROCK May 22, 2020

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 28, 2011