When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"
"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"
"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."
by MagicMike69420 May 16, 2024
Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
by Buckeohare January 18, 2025
When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
by Cinnamon Raven November 07, 2014