Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.

Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!

by Higgs October 9, 2012

Harold Camping

Infamous con man who obtained 100m in assets from scamming anyone foolish enough to believe him by claiming the rapture was near.

Harold Camping: The world is going to end tomorrow on May 21st.

Guy: Just like you said it was gonna end in 1994?

Harold Camping: No, that was a miscalculation.

The next day...

Guy: What do you have to say now?

Harold Camping: It was a spiritual awakeness rapture the real one is in October.

Guy: You slimy bastard.

by gooblyooglydie December 26, 2011

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

Harold Camping

Old 89-yr old dumb cunt who predicted that the world was gonna end May 21st of 2011, who had gay ass followers who suck his old ancient cock and swallowed their disappointment of the world not ending

Wow that dick thinks the world gonna end he such a Harold Camping

by Antwonfriedchicknikwa September 24, 2011

Harold Shipman

Hero to all real scousers!

There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland

by Monty Panesar May 15, 2006

Harold Saxon

Harold Saxon is the human name of the Master, one of the Doctors most dangerous foes in the television show Doctor Who. He is very charismatic and was the Prime Minister for a year before killed at the end of the Utopia story arc. He then returned in The End of Time after being brought back by people who worshiped him. He died at the end of the Fourth Series of the show. Saxon was brilliantly played by John Simms.

Vote Saxon!
"Here. Come. The drums!"-Harold Saxon

by BlackHandListener July 27, 2011