mexican hand grenade

when one craps in their hand and throws it at a group of people

I could be wrong, but i think that kid is preparing to throw a mexican hand grenade at us.

by freshdreads May 1, 2010

text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.

Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !

by Jack de wack February 4, 2009

Mehlige Hand

A German idiom describing someone, who is a particularly experienced baker.

A: “mmh these cookies are delicious! You must have a real mehlige Hand.”
B: “Thank you so much!”

by MyLittlePonyLoverXXX December 5, 2021

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018

mexican hand job

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008

Mexican Hand Dance

Mutual masturbation with salsa.

Did you see that weird porn!? It involved a Mexican hand dance!

by Ravyn Moon March 18, 2009

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011