Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Purple Meth Groundhog

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

by Fender001 January 10, 2012

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Groundhogging

A sick, psychological, mind-fucking game used by narissist against their partner to drive them insane. This is accomplished by daily repetition of a same exact action or behavior that causes the same adverse reaction from their partner, which causes the exact same response from the perpetratoe, causing the exact same senario, predictably causing the exact dialogue, thus the exact same conflict betweenst them, going in a neverending circle, resulting in eventual insanity.

I had to break up with him, his groundhogging was causing me to lose my mind.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

Groundhogging

Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.

I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.

by Brazerican April 16, 2025

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023