dog dick gnats

It's the gnats that fly around the dogs dick. Which are annoying.

Tommy is more annoying than dog dick gnats!

by Donjuan1173 September 28, 2013

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

Snatch Gnats

The overwhelming presence of gnats due to the odor permeating from one's snatch.

One: These gnats are fucking annoying.
Two: Close your fucking legs, Suzanne.
One: I hate snatch gnats.
Three: I don't have snatch gnats!

by McWally September 28, 2011

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 24, 2006

Dog Pecker Gnats

1. The gnats that fly around a dog's pecker drawn to the gnat butter.
2. Can also be used as an expression of disgust or frustration.

1. Hey check out duke and his flock of dog pecker gnats.
2. Dog pecker gnats!!! That beeyatch just cut me off.

by Weslitzu November 5, 2006

dog nut gnat

small, winged flies commonly referred to as fruit flies, often seen gathered around a dog's sweaty nuts

Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?

by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009