Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"

Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.

by Uncentient August 24, 2022

Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie

Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄

by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021

gerte

Person who likes being a bitch

Shut up you gerte

by Wordguy42069 June 21, 2021

gert gerhuner burgers

Huge tastey breasts

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

Gert.

Huge dick

Gert. has a huge dick

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018