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Gert

Short for Gertrude. A word to describe someone with no game.
I would date him but he’s kind of a Gert.

I don’t like those shoes they are Gert.
by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020
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Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.
See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.
by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021
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Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.
Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l
by Noellife January 5, 2023
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Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
by Uncentient August 24, 2022
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GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
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Gert.

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018
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Gert

Gert is a very sexy man.

At Night he goes out to fight crime. He is known as gertman
Gert is very handsome.

Gert defeated the joker.
by Enzobenzo123 March 4, 2019
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