Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.
Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"
by MissClover September 19, 2022
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Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
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The Gardner Effect

The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.
The Splatoon-based group chat "Sprayze" was struck with the Gardner Effect when Amelia joined.
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
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