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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.
"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."
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Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.
Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!
by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022
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"Hi do you follow frostedflakesaresuperior on instagram ?"

" Yes. I do have a big cock."
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FrostedFlakes

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy
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FrostedFlakes

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy
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FrostedFlakes

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy
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