French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.

Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a

Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!

by The lowercase G April 20, 2018

Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''

now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!

by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023

Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.

Why would you do that you fucking Ass French Fry .

by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018

French fry

The French way to roast someone

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023