Fred

The guy who is a dad brother and mentor. Not the most handsome but makes that up in smarts and creativity.

Hey do you know Fred

Ya he is so smart and helpful

by CooCooCat March 21, 2020

Fred

A fuck boy niga who thinks he has game. He tells you exatcly what you want to hear. He spits oneliners and rhymes as if lil wayne talking. He will get in your head and fuck with your mind and then twist that shit around. Good luck if you think you can trust him. He will FUCK EVERYTHING up. Cut this short lil niga off cause he gonna be in jail anyway. Don't be a Fred..

Dude: dawg stop you're such a Fred...
Other dude: damn my bad fam!
fuckboy niga playa hoe markass fuck that

by That bitch you hate April 17, 2016

Fred

Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.

fred.

by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010

Fred

A stupid person with mental illnesses/issues

ur gai fred

by cool546 March 2, 2019

Fred

A person who is also known as a burn out,or a Thug,A person who will try to sell you anything to make money,usually known as a pothead and or hustler.

She is trying way to hard to be a Fred,Wow he can make alot of money off of pointless thing's he MUST be a Fred.

by mnmmunchies14 April 6, 2011

Fred

When there's blood coming out of your vagina. A girl's period.

Girl 1: "Fred's visiting."
Girl 2: "Oh wow that sucks."

by sfalas March 19, 2017

Fred

Normally the name of a Dustin's penis and has a freckle. The "Fred" is very large and brings multiple orgasms to women. A man with a "Fred" can have any woman. They can never get enough.

"Have u seen his Fred? It's huge... He must be a Dustin. Id fuck him any night.

by kw14 December 1, 2011