Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.
They have small penises, too.
They have small penises, too.
by Nolyx April 9, 2017
Get the emo floof mug.Sof floof is when doge had the soffest floof around and you went to tell someone how fluffy your doge is but don't have the right words to say it to explain it because he's so damn fluffy.
Can't wait to go home tonight for sof floof to great me.
Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs
Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs
by TheSalsaMan October 18, 2017
Get the sof floof mug.A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021
Get the Floof Bread mug.A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing
You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head
by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022
Get the Floof/Floofer mug.When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.
Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.
by johnsmithknightoftheroundtable July 9, 2021
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If you try to date a Galactic Floof he'll most certainly say bet and will lavish you in love and make you most happy
A Galactic Floof typically is an Alcreamie stan and simps for anime waifus
If you try to date a Galactic Floof he'll most certainly say bet and will lavish you in love and make you most happy
A Galactic Floof typically is an Alcreamie stan and simps for anime waifus
by SemiSmolBean January 6, 2021
Get the Galactic Floof mug.Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.
by Sebastian193 December 15, 2022
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