Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.
They have small penises, too.
They have small penises, too.
by Nolyx April 10, 2017
Sof floof is when doge had the soffest floof around and you went to tell someone how fluffy your doge is but don't have the right words to say it to explain it because he's so damn fluffy.
Can't wait to go home tonight for sof floof to great me.
Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs
Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs
by TheSalsaMan October 18, 2017
Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.
by Sebastian193 December 16, 2022
by poveryonwheels February 15, 2023
A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing
You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head
by PhatBoiLotto April 29, 2022
A large mass of cuddles and fluff,hovers in the air like a good Floof should.Commonly referred to by their scientific name:Clouds.Is nice,looks like things and has nice rain.
by Fletchcow7893 November 20, 2016
A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021