Me: Oh dude. .
foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
Friend: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another
shrimp on the barbie!
Me: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
Friend: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
Me: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*
foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter*