filmfights

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by Groggie September 14, 2004

Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

vanity film

A pet project started by a filmmaker to satisfy their massive ego. One can usually tell because they'll take two or more of the roles of producing, directing, writing, and/or acting. If they're playing the protagonist, expect a "Jesus by a different name" vibe (compare Mary Sue). Most vanity films revolve around a blunt political message. While total nobodies are capable of and expected to create vanity films, the term is generally reserved for established celebrities throwing caution to the winds.

Some infamous vanity films include Battlefield Earth by John Travolta, The Postman by Kevin Costner, The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.

by AlexTwentyTwo November 20, 2011

filomena

a hot name for smoking hot italian chicks

Yo, you know that Filomena girl?

awww geeeeez that bitch be hella bangin!!!!!!

by Filomena January 3, 2008

filmbro

A "filmbro" thinks they have the best opinions of every movie and your opinion is always shit. There favourite movies might include: Inception, The Godfather, Jurassic Park and Joker.

"Dude, that guy thinks Joker is the best movie ever made, such a filmbro"

by Mazza Bazza March 8, 2022

Student Film

9/10 times, a student film involves:
- Zombies
- The homeless
- Suicide or Death in a dramatic light
- A short story they didn't write
- Alarm clocks
- The stalest of actors
- Needless exploitation of available resources (slow motion, racking focus for no reason, fancy credit titles)
- Poser pablum
- Blunt and painful symbolism
- An epic tale constrained to 5 minutes
- Copyrighted music used without permission, probably Radiohead or Sigur Ros
- Terrible sound or terrible shots (usually sound, rarely both)

9/10 times, a student piece sucks balls.

The 10th time, the time that it doesn't suck balls, it's probably a comedy.

Did you see that student film about the kid with a literal crutch, but his crutch was also his mother? And when he told her how she's his CRUTCH he threw his crutch on the ground and walked off? Deep man... DEEP.

by DougYoung February 13, 2009

Serbian Film

A great film for the whole family; made in 2010 and staring acclaimed actor Srdjan Todorovic, it's about a down on their luck actor who finally finds the roll of his career. Can he handle it though?

Guy 1: we should totally see that new movie!
Guy 2: Hell ya, Serbian Film looks fantastic!

by Jamboire April 22, 2017