festie

A music festival generally lasting several days.

Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?

by wonder_wingnut April 20, 2011

ragtime festival

When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.

At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.

by lemon40 October 25, 2007

festivalfanny

refers to relationships at weekend out at a festival in which one has only a box of wet-ones to clean up with.

Hey Sarah, do you want to come back to my tent tonight?

I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.

by retard99608 September 20, 2009

festivie

awesome party. a lot of twitter people. expect a toast from a guy with a simba (yes, the lion) tattoo.

When is the next festivie?

by qué te importaaa August 3, 2010

festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

Festivus

n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.

A Festivus for the rest of us! -George Costanza

by Gibson December 22, 2003

festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.

E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...

by biscuitbase August 13, 2011