ftc

Face To Crotch

I’d like to have a ftc meetup with Cassandra

by Skijock June 16, 2025

FTC

To leak. Endlessly. Like, if you really absolutely don't want anything mega confidential out in the public domain, then you definitely shouldn't give it to the FTC.

'What do you mean you've given away our business plans for the next three years? You've FTC'd it right up!'

'Mate, if you FTC this to anyone I will hunt you down and kill you and your pets'
'Hey guy, I know this is top secret but would it be OK if I just, like, FTC'd it in a few places?'

by whatters September 19, 2023

FTC

Four the Clout.
Hanging out with specific people in order to gain clout/influence/followers

Abby Rao only dated Rice Gum FTC

by sparklyunicorn69 October 7, 2020

ftc

Face Time Cry. Basically when your on Face Time and crying. Usually with a Best Friend

Bff: I’m really upset, why doesn’t he like me?
Me: Aw it’s ok wanna ftc??? It will make you feel better

by coolgirlswag February 4, 2019

FTC

For the culture

Spectator 1: Knock him out!
Spectator 2: FTC!

by qifquwpodrijwapeor May 21, 2018

FTC

Failed To Criticize.
The purpose of peer review is to find defects, not to confirm something.
The more defects you find, the better reviewer you are.
LGTM without any feedback only reveals that you are an incompetent reviewer.

Rin: "I submitted a pull request. Please review!"
Ian: "FTC!"
Rin: "Merged."

by levelrin October 20, 2025