footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 13, 2023

Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.

That guy is such a footy head.

by footy head123 August 19, 2023

Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside

Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”

by Footerhouse November 4, 2022

play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022